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I just discovered these two hilarious websites. If you are asian, you’ll be able to relate.

My Mom Is A Fob

My Dad Is A Fob

A few of my favorites:

No need for expensive birthday wishes

Me: Happy birthday Dad!
Dad: Thank you.
Me: What did —
Dad: T-Mobile have no more minutes, call me tonight when it’s free. [hangs up]

Gchat status: food coma

Mom: what do you mean by food coma?
[Voicemail received 30 seconds later:]
Mom: Eric, I saw that you had a food coma? Are you okay? Please call back to make sure that you are okay.

Facebook friends

Facebook message sent by my mom regarding a photo of me kissing my roommate on the cheek:

Jean,
Your picture shows you are gay that is no good.
Mon

I can’t believe I just played rock, paper, scissors with a youtube video and enjoyed it. Can you beat level 2?

I finally finished reading the Twilight series. The last book was kind of a letdown for me. At the end I was just like…this is the end??? I have to admit the whole series was one of the worst books I’ve been addicted too. I couldn’t stop reading it but there was so much about it that annoyed me. I feel like I am going to have the same thoughts for the movie. I’m 99% sure that the movie will be very bad, but I REALLY want to see it. I can’t wait!!!

Anyways, I was thinking someone should throw a Twilight party and then we could all go watch it. I would if I wasn’t so busy (and lazy). ha ha. Here are some ideas:

Drink blood rimmed martinis

Eat werewolf cupcakes. How awesome are these!

Play pin the tail on the werewolf

And you can’t forget the vampire cookies!

All while having the Twilight soundtrack playing in the background. Stephanie Meyers has great taste in music by the way.

I can’t believe by the end of today, we’ll finally know who the next president is.

On a side note, if you live in CA remember to vote NO on prop 8!

This is the coolest pumpkin ever….ROBOT PUMPKIN!




Free spooky tree face pattern - man, if I owned a house and had a tree in my front yard, I would so stick this spooky face on it.

Easy costume idea, fried egg: basically it’s a white sheet + yellow beanie

and also toilet paper roll costume

Budget halloween costumes for couples - Amy Winehouse would be a hilarious costume!

Vampire cupcakes recipe - I saw a video tutorial of this. So easy and cool effect!

How to make fake blood - ew, gory!

This video is so funny because the dogs just sit there and they look so miserable!

DIY Halloween Makeup Guide

These pumpkin chocolate cookies look so DELISH

Homemade halloween costumes

This video is probably more funny if you’re asian and you know how hung up asian guys are about being…unpopular with non-asian girls hehe.

Listen to the song the whole way through..there are some hilarious lyrics!! I have to admit he’s pretty good for an asian guy.

If you’re reading this website at work, that probably means you aren’t too busy ;) If you need some more things to waste your time how about origami with your post it notes? Check out this link for some youtube tutorials!

Yes…I can just see my menagerie of animals sitting on my desk now.

In case you were wondering…

This is funny. I love how Google has these little tricks/jokes.

Go to Google.com
Type in “find chuck norris”.
Click the “I’m feeling lucky” button.

Hakushaku woke up from his slumber to share this little video with me and I just had to post it. It’s the next best thing to reading one of his comments!

This is a fun quiz to take and my results were spot on!

If you’re a nerd and love word games, you’ll love playing Funny Farm! It’s best played with at least 1 other person but the more the easier it is. Boyrobot and I are addicted to unlocking more words!

The point of the game is just about word relation. It starts out with the phrase “On the farm” with a bunch of different boxes connected to it. You have to guess what things are on a farm. Inside the boxes are dashes that tell you how many letters that word has. Some of the boxes connect to each other showing you that they are related to each other in more than one way. When you unlock the outer boxes, it unlocks even more boxes with completely different themes. It’s cool to see how different words can get from one meaning to another.

Other nerdy games to play:
i-poon’s riddle - consists of 50 levels that increasingly get harder
Room escape games - you know the ones where you click and click and hope you get lucky!
Japanese game that tests your visual memory - Reminds me of big brain academy on the DS
Multiplayer minesweeper

Here’s her response video to that lame McCain ad. I love how she’s willing to poke fun of herself!

The other day I was fixing my bike outside my apartment and some dude walked by and said, in horrible Mandarin, ‘Are you Chinese?’ The only reason why I knew what he asked was because I took three semesters of Mandarin in undergrad (and the only reason I took three semesters of Mandarin in undergrad was because my school had a foreign language requirement and they didn’t offer Korean). To that I replied, ‘Uh, no, I’m not Chinese…’ And he said, ‘Where are you from?’ and I said I was Korean-American. Okay. Then he said, ‘Well, welcome to this country!’

Seriously?

I was like, dude, please tell me you’re joking. So I said, ‘Thanks… I’ve been here for 24 years’

– Rachel in The Thing About Stereotypes Is That They’re True, But The Thing About Stereotypes Is That They’re Not True

This video is so sweeet! And at first I thought it was a hoax…buying wild animals at a department store?? but I checked and it’s true!