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24 Character Countdown

This 24 link is awesome.

24 Character Countdown

His character analysis is spot on! Here are some good ones (only funny if you’ve been keeping up with the show):

President Wayne Palmer (24)
-Every line of dialogue consists of almost all whispers (-10)
-Seemed like a boy amongst men in the Joint Chiefs meeting (-5)
-Chose not to preemptively go to war (+15)
-Wanting to calm the American people with his message instead of incite their fears (+10)
-Probably ended up calming the American people too much (put them to sleep) with his ever-whispering voice (-11)

Nadia Yassir (127)
-Seemingly just wanders around CTU doing the occasional thing when it requires her to speak Arabic (+1)
-Is still too cute to take off the Countdown list (+8)

It’s Only Tuesday

In the elevator this morning I happened upon the same man I saw the previous morning.

me: you again!
man: same time huh? the difference is i am going to work and you are going to school
(i look really young for my age)
me: nope, i’m going to work too!
man: well the difference is, i don’t want to go to work but you do
(he must think i’m young and not jaded yet)
me: ha ha, nope, i don’t want to go to work either!

the funniest poster ever hangs in my manager’s office: a picture of a baby with the words “22630 days til retirement”

hehe, ok. i don’t dread work that much!

What Does Love Mean…?

I love these “kids say the darndest” things. These are sooo cute.

Posed to four to eight year olds,
“What does love mean?”
the responses deeper,
and broader…

——————————————————————————–

“When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn’t bend over
and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That’s love.”
Rebecca – age 8

“When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different.
You just know that your name is safe in their mouth.”
Billy – age 4

“Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other.”
Karl – age 5

“Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs.”
Chrissy – age 6

“Love is what makes you smile when you’re tired.”
Terri – age 4

“Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK.”
Danny – age 7

“Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired of kissing, you still want to be together and you talk more. My Mommy and Daddy are like that. They look gross when they kiss”
Emily – age 8

“Love is what’s in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen.”
Bobby – age 7

“If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate,”
Nikka – age 6 (We need a few million more Nikka’s on this planet.)

“Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday.”
Noelle – age 7

“Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still friends even after they know each other so well.”
Tommy – age 6

“During my piano recital, I was on a stage and I was scared. I looked at all the people watching me and saw my daddy waving and smiling. He was the only one doing that. I wasn’t scared anymore.”
Cindy – age 8

“My mommy loves me more than anybody . You don’t see anyone else kissing me to sleep at night.”
Clare – age 6

“Love is when Mommy gives Daddy the best piece of chicken.”
Elaine – age 5

“Love is when Mommy sees Daddy smelly and sweaty
and still says he is handsomer than Brad Pitt.”
Chris – age 7

“Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day.”
Mary Ann – age 4

“I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes and has to go out and buy new ones.”
Lauren – age 4

“When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come out of you.”
Karen – age 7

“You really shouldn’t say ‘I love you’ unless you mean it. But if you mean it, you should say it a lot. People forget.”
Jessica – age 8

Scientific Myths Debunked

I just read a cool article about common myths and if they are true or not. Maybe you were wondering about a few of these yourself:

– Can a chicken live without its head? TRUE! They stated that there was even one that lived for 18 months….crazy!

– Hair and fingernails continue growing after dead. FALSE.

– Eating a poppy seed bagel mimics opium use. TRUE. No poppy seed bagels before your next drug test!!

– Dropping a penny from a tall building could kill a pedestrian. FALSE. Won’t do that much harm.

– It takes 7 years to digest gum. FALSE. Just a wives’ tale to keep kids from swallowing their gum.

Go to this link to read more myths!

I also found another cool blog that answers some common questions/myths: i did not know that yesterday

Two New Links

I added two items to the sidebar that I am very excited about!!

girlrobot photolog: i plan to take pictures of my little windup robot at the various places i go with the occasional mini-review

girlrobot store! check it out for some cute items featuring my little robot.

Demetri Maratin: Person.

My favorite commedia Demetri Martin has a special on Comedy Central. If you missed the first showing on January 14th, I just found out that they are showing it again on January 29th at 10pm/9pmC. So remember to watch it if you know what’s funny for you!

Dave just pointed out to me that you can find the whole episode online!!

He also showed me this great website of his, Clearification
It has tons of funny videos like this one:

Chili Cookoff Recipes

There is going to be a Chili Cookoff at work at the end of the month. I am thinking about entering haha. Not because I have a great secret chili recipe but because I love chili and want to try a recipe out! Anybody have any great chili recipes they are willing to share? You can post it here or email me at kim at girlrobot dot net. Please put the subject as chili recipe or something to that effect so I can sort it through all the spam I get :P.

I am thinking I will try a different chili recipe each monday starting with this monday. So if anyone would like to come over for some chili, I’m sure I will have plenty. If not, at least if I make it on monday I will have leftovers for lunch for the rest of the week! I love eating chili especially on a cold, winter’s day. MMMM.

I think my first chili recipe will be this one I found on AllRecipes. It’s interesting because it uses chocolate!

Chili Rick’s

BTW, I am not a big fan of kidney beans so I will be substituting with a different kind of bean. So, who’s ready for some CHILI!!!!????

The Wii Sports Experiment & Playing The Wii Sitting Down

I was just talking with a friend about how active the Wii is compared to normal games where you just sit there. Some guy decided to play Wii Sports for 30 mins a day for 6 weeks and track his body weight/mass/etc. The results are interesting.

The Wii Sports Experiment

Not only did he lose 9 lbs but he also lost 2% body fat. He did not eat or exercise any more or less than he regularly does. Actually, I don’t think he exercises at all. For people like me, this is great! I could definitely play Wii Sports for 30 minutes a day. I am not sure if it would have the same effect on me though since over the holiday break, I mastered the art of playing the Wii while sitting down. :)

Here is a hilarious tshirt made from Kottke making fun of people like me:

Clubbing Techniques 101

I just found out boyrobot’s friend from back up north finally launched his Clubbing Techniques 101 website. I remember viewing this video a long time ago and now it’s gotten so big. Supposedly, there are people using his techniques (THE FATALITY!) all over clubs everywhere! Too bad I don’t go clubbing. It would be so hilarious to see the move live in person. Anyways, check out the link if you need some pointers on dancing in the clubs haha.

Burger Cake Recipe

This is such a cute cake idea and actually doesn’t seem that hard since it mostly uses cake box mixes.

Taken from fabulous foods.

I also like it a lot because it mixes fruit with the cake…the lettuce is kiwi and the tomatoes are strawberries! I love it.