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April 2007



Waiter Rant

I love eating out and I always feel sorry for the waiters/waitresses that have to put up with those picky/rude customers that think they are above the people serving them and give them crap for every little thing. I just found this blog by a waiter called waiterrant which is mostly about experiences this guy has had with people as a waiter. There are some hilarious stories in there. I noticed one post called 50 signs you might be an asshole customer. Do you do any of these haha?

2) You ask for separate checks after you’ve finished your meal.
7) You ask the waiter for ice, sugar, and lemon and make your own lemonade. (I’ve seen people make their own ice tea too!)
9) You bring your dog or cat into the restaurant. (This isn’t France!)
30) You praise the waiter to high heaven but leave him 7%. (The Dreaded Verbal Tip!)

How you treat your waiter can say a lot about your character


Comment from dis
Posted: April 9, 2007 at 3:46 pm

those rude customers deserve to have special ingredients

Comment from pokebot
Posted: April 9, 2007 at 7:09 pm

aww me and my friends do #2 aallllll the time :(

Comment from yangbot
Posted: April 10, 2007 at 12:49 pm

#2 is a tricky one! Back in college whenever a big group went out to eat, I would suggest places that require you to pay first, like at Saks, that way you don’t have to worry about cheap tippers or anything!

Comment from Kristen
Posted: April 17, 2007 at 9:36 am

Doode, I hate annoying cheap customers. There’s a couple at my parents’ restaurant who we’ve named King and Queen that come in weekly. They are sooooo annoying. The lady orders things that aren’t on the menu. For all the fuss, the bill is only like 15 bucks. And you’re extemely lucky if you get a $2 tip. When the guy pays, he always asks for a to go cup for his dr. pepper. Why the hell do you not want me to put it in there in the first place. None of the waitresses like to wait on them and always try to give the table to someone else.

I have so many annoying customer stories since Ive been waiting tables at the ripe age of 12. Haha.