Overheard In NY
Warning: Undefined array key "wwsgd_exclude_ids" in /home/public/wp-content/plugins/what-would-seth-godin-do/what_would_seth_godin_do.php on line 168
I love this website: Overheard in NY.
Some of my faves
Yoo-hoo Made My Brother Gay, Though
20-something girl #1: Why do they call it ‘Smart Water’?
20-something girl #2: Because it has electrolytes.
20-something girl #1: But does it make you smarter?
20-something girl #2: No! Does drinking Dr. Pepper make you a doctor? I don’t think so!–6 train
Overheard by: Moses
Anytime I See a White Boy with a Banjo, I Melt
Ghetto girl #1: I love guys that can saaang!
Ghetto girl #2: Yeah, me too. They be marinatin’ you. That shit’s mad sexy.
Ghetto girl #1: Marinate? The fuck?! You mean ‘serenate.’ You’s a stupid-ass bitch!–G train, Clinton-Washington station
Consider Yourself Warned
Middle school boy: Yo, you ever seen that show Sex and the City on HBO?
Three friends: No.
Middle school boy: I thought there’d be mad sex on it. There wasn’t any! They should call that show ‘White Bitches Talking.’–Brooklyn Middle School
Actual Easter Bunny: That Hits a Little Too Close to Home
Teen #1: So this kid, Jason — every time we go to a party, he takes a bunch of beers and hides them around whoever’s house we’re at.
Teen #2: You mean, where nobody could find them?
Teen #1: Yeah — in a potted plant, an underwear drawer, the mailbox — anywhere that will ensure him a beer later on.
Teen #2: Christ, he’s like an alcoholic Easter Bunny.–Rockefeller Center
Posted: 17 April, 2007 in Cool Links.
Comment from Theeng
Posted: April 17, 2007 at 11:24 am
hey kim! hope things are going well with you! you know, the first quote reminds me of the movie Idiocracy. Have you watched that yet? If not, I recommend it!