I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO CONTACT YOU
On behalf of the Trustees and Executor of the estate of Late Engr.
Jürgen Krügger. I once again try to notify you as my earlier letter was
returned undelivered. I hereby attempt to reach you again by this
email address on the WILL. I wish to notify you that late Engr. Jürgen
Krügger made you a beneficiary to his WILL. He left the sum of Thirty
Million One Hundred Thousand Dollars, (USD$30,100.000.00) to you in
the Codicil and last testament to his WILL.
Being a widely traveled man, he must have been in contact with
you in the past or simply you were nominated to him by one of his
numerous friends abroad who wished you good. Engr. Jürgen Krügger until his
death was a member of the Helicopter Society and the Institute of
Electronic & Electrical Engineers.
I await your prompt response.
Yours in Service,
BARRISTER TEDDY WILLIAMS ESQ.
All mails should go to williams.chambers09 <williams.chambers09>
I don’t mind getting spam when it’s as creative as this. Seriously though, who writes these things? And worse off, who falls for them? But people do and it’s so sad.
I know I’ve been neglecting this blog but life has been tiring. Update on my life:
im walking almost normal again but my knees are still weird/in pain.
today i bought a dress that im not really sure i like. but i’ve been going crazy trying to find a dress for the wedding reception. oh yeah, it’s non-returnable either so i guess i better like it.
last weekend i had my hair and makeup trial. it was awkward. i’m so not a hair and makeup type of girl! oh well, it’s for 1 day right?
my wedding goals for this week:
1. finish up the guestbook
2. finish up the ceremony program design
yes, my life is consumed by this wedding so I’m trying to blog less because wedding talk is boring and i don’t want this to become weddingbot!
my web stats have dropped in half. i hope upon my return that i can resume where i left off. it took me so long to build this site up! 2 months and counting.
Posted: 10 June, 2009 in Personal.
Comments
Comment from girlrobot
Posted: June 11, 2009 at 5:32 pm
lol!
Comment from J
Posted: June 11, 2009 at 2:02 am
It reads like they threw something in their native language through BabelFish.
Some of the subjects for spam are pretty funny. My recent favorites:
A little cheating will give you so much powers that she will moan like an alarm-system.
You’ll feel yourself with women like Michael Jordan with ball and hoop.
We can’t give you charm of Cazanova: But we can give you wood-on of Ron Jeremy!
Maybe you can have a simple ceremony on the beach? That would be pretty cool, but you should never take wedding advice from a guy.