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September 2007



Marry Our Daughter

Yes, this website is the coolest page on the internet haha.

Marry Our Daughter

Parents can legally sell their daughter’s hand in marriage for money (in the US)!!!! Here are some of the testimonials:

“Our 15 year old daughter Mary wasn’t very popular and did nothing but mope around the house bringing everybody down, so we decided to marry her off through your site. Now our house is a lot cheerier and we love our new swimming pool and Jaccuzi! We’ve told our youngest that when she turns 15 we’re going to marry her off too!”

—Mrs. James P.

“I was SO scared getting married so young, but my husband is an okay guy and I am SO proud that because of me my parents were able to get their first brand-new car and take the trip they always wanted to. I couldn’t have done it without your site!”

—Katrina K., married at 14

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Comment from Hakushaku
Posted: September 13, 2007 at 8:16 am

This……can’t be real, can it? I mean they actually have sign up forms and everything. If its a parody, then they really did a thorough job. If it isn’t, then someone should call the fucking police. This has got to be the creepiest thing I’ve ever seen

Comment from Hakushaku
Posted: September 13, 2007 at 8:18 am

Ha, yeah, I thought so:

“Contacted through MarryOurDaughter this morning, Mr. Ordover quickly conceded the page was a parody aimed at drawing attention to inconsistencies in state marriage laws. States consider it a crime for adults to have sex with minors, but they allow kids as young as 12 to get married with parental and sometime judicial permission.

“As far as I can tell, in every state but Oregon, parents can marry off their children,” Mr. Ordover said”

Normally I don’t fall for these things, but you can never really underestimate white trash from the South, so there’s always that slight possibility.

Comment from che
Posted: September 13, 2007 at 11:34 am

unbelievably weird!

Comment from Nicole
Posted: September 18, 2007 at 1:22 pm

OMY GOSH!! this is crazy.. i am young and i do want to get married. but not this way god did not intend on marriage being this way! serious i feel so bad for these girls and there parents i feel even more for there parents did u see above how both of the parents get the money and spent it on not so important things. i guess it shows what a parent thinks is more important …our daughter or a new car??

Comment from Mary
Posted: September 18, 2007 at 8:48 pm

unbelievable!!!!!!!!!!and society wonders why ppl have abandonment issues God have mercy on us this world is screwed up all i can say is greedy parents who dont deserve that title anyone can have a child takes a real human to be a mom or dad