I just discovered these two hilarious websites. If you are asian, you’ll be able to relate.

My Mom Is A Fob

My Dad Is A Fob

A few of my favorites:

No need for expensive birthday wishes

Me: Happy birthday Dad!
Dad: Thank you.
Me: What did —
Dad: T-Mobile have no more minutes, call me tonight when it’s free. [hangs up]

Gchat status: food coma

Mom: what do you mean by food coma?
[Voicemail received 30 seconds later:]
Mom: Eric, I saw that you had a food coma? Are you okay? Please call back to make sure that you are okay.

Facebook friends

Facebook message sent by my mom regarding a photo of me kissing my roommate on the cheek:

Jean,
Your picture shows you are gay that is no good.
Mon