Definition of a Douchebag
Douchebag is totally my word for 2009 (blame boyrobot). We love pointing out DBs to each other. In case you don’t know who they are, here is a perfect example (I wonder who this guy is?):
Posted: 2 December, 2009 in Fun.
Comments
Comment from che
Posted: December 2, 2009 at 5:04 pm
you can’t forget about a db that wears ed hardy… it’s a dead giveaway. and i say this even though alvin and i own some ed hardy stuff LOL.
Comment from Hi Neighbour
Posted: September 7, 2012 at 9:07 am
Abother definition of douchebag is those who take the time out of their day to create a graphic such as this to describe what he thinks is a douchebag.
Douchebags recognize douchebags.
Comment from Hakushaku
Posted: December 2, 2009 at 4:09 pm
Yes, I’ve tried many times to define this term of art to my wife, but the precise meaning is very elusive.
While the fellow above is unquestionably a prince of douchebaggery, the verbal definition leaves much to be desired.
Certainly, the popped-collar pastel polo-shirt worn by anyone outside of the boot of Italy is to the DB what the red arm band is to the Nazi, or the blue plus sign to the Gonorrhea home testing kit; an instant and definite marker. If you spot this sign, or its brethren (a guy calling anyone “Brah,” for an instance), you know you have a DB on your hands.
But there are many more subtle varieties that I am not sure are encapsulated by that definition. Its like trying to define “cheesy,” its always just easier to point to something and say “that.”