In the elevator this morning I happened upon the same man I saw the previous morning.

me: you again!
man: same time huh? the difference is i am going to work and you are going to school
(i look really young for my age)
me: nope, i’m going to work too!
man: well the difference is, i don’t want to go to work but you do
(he must think i’m young and not jaded yet)
me: ha ha, nope, i don’t want to go to work either!

the funniest poster ever hangs in my manager’s office: a picture of a baby with the words “22630 days til retirement”

hehe, ok. i don’t dread work that much!