These rules are hilarious and I think most men might agree. Here are the top 10:
1 Every man shall allow one empty urinal of separation in a bathroom with three or more urinals
2 If a woman asks to open a jar, you must open it with ease, to prove your masculinity.
3 If it itches, it will be scratched.
4 When eating a banana, never look another man in the eyes and/or comment on the quality of the banana
5 If a man is eating nachos and they are all stuck together, it is considered one nacho.
6 A man will never be afraid of thunderstorms. Ever.
7 They say the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach. To get to his wallet, you have to start a little lower.
8 Under no circumstances shall another man sit on your lap.
9 If a buddy is outnumbered, out manned, or too drunk to fight, you must jump into the fight.
10 The only pink things that men can like are lady parts and the inside of a steak.
You can read the others at Rules 4 Men and vote for the ones you like!
