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May 2009



Rules 4 Men

These rules are hilarious and I think most men might agree. Here are the top 10:

1 Every man shall allow one empty urinal of separation in a bathroom with three or more urinals
2 If a woman asks to open a jar, you must open it with ease, to prove your masculinity.
3 If it itches, it will be scratched.
4 When eating a banana, never look another man in the eyes and/or comment on the quality of the banana
5 If a man is eating nachos and they are all stuck together, it is considered one nacho.
6 A man will never be afraid of thunderstorms. Ever.
7 They say the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach. To get to his wallet, you have to start a little lower.
8 Under no circumstances shall another man sit on your lap.
9 If a buddy is outnumbered, out manned, or too drunk to fight, you must jump into the fight.
10 The only pink things that men can like are lady parts and the inside of a steak.

You can read the others at Rules 4 Men and vote for the ones you like!


Comment from kristen
Posted: May 26, 2009 at 10:29 am

love it!

Comment from hakushaku
Posted: May 26, 2009 at 5:34 pm

“No one shall ever turn down a free beer because its ‘not their brand'”

Are there people who actually do this? I would murder someone in the face, IN THE FACE, if I ever saw that happening. That is to me, what peeing on a picture of bomb-turban wearing Mohammad would be to a Muslim.

You don’t turn down a free beer under ANY circumstances. Maybe if you are about to drive a bus of orphans on a winding road, I might allow someone to limit themselves to two, and I would still insult them behind their back.

But I wholly agree with the “toilet seat up-down” thing. I mean I spent my whole childhood never putting the seat up, just peeing all over the damn place. That’s how living with 3 brothers works. You wanna sit? Wipe her down. But after years of hearing women yell “put the seat up!” I finally did. Now you’re telling me I have to put it BACK DOWN AGAIN? Make up your damn mind!

Comment from suki
Posted: May 26, 2009 at 9:08 pm

too funny! :)

Comment from Isabelle
Posted: June 5, 2009 at 12:35 am

Love the one about the wallet.

Number 10 reminded me of this. My hubbie and I were in a little seaside town called Selsey this week. Outside the ladies lavatory there was a sign that said ‘Ladies’ – not unusual! Underneath that sign was another that was a warning and it said ‘slippery when wet’. ‘Mmmm’ said hubbie, ‘ladies slippery when wet, nice’.

Had to laugh!