Some new phrases I learned!
boyfriend bomb:
When a female you are interested in casually reveals that she has a boyfriend (intentionally or otherwise).
Example: I was about to ask her out but then she dropped the boyfriend bomb.
Text Support:
Advice, encouragement, etc. delivered via text… frequently related to dating and boss hating. Pronounced like tech support.
Example: Hey, thanks for all the text support last night! I have a coffee date with him today.
Textual Relations
To engage in dirty talk with ones partner via text message.
Example: My thumbs are killin me, I was engaged in some heavy duty textual relations!!!
Barsexual:
A college-age girl who kisses other girls in bars and clubs, usually for attention and the approval of men.
Clarification: A BISEXUAL girl kisses girls at home when no ones looking. A BARSEXUAL girl only kisses them in places that charge a cover.
“client number nine”:
The moniker given to New York Governor Elliot Spitzer by the Emperor’s Club VIP. Now used to talk about anyone of high social standing when situtations dictate discretion.
WSD:
“Write Shit Down”. A popular method of organization. Works equally well in one’s personal or professional life.
Example: Dude, you don’t need ritalin. Just use the WSD method – trust me, you won’t forget things anymore and you’ll actually get them done!
400 Calories:
Supposedly making out for 20 minutes burns 400 calories.
Example: Chad: “Hey Lisa want to burn 400 calories?”
Lisa: “Sure Chad, but I’m not taking off my pants…yet.”
{ 20 minutes later }
Chad: “Wanna burn 400 more.”
Lisa: “Let’s go for 2000. Take off your pants.”
backseat surfer:
Anyone who stands over your shoulder as you use the internet, directing your internet(s) navigation
Example: No, I don’t want to check out this totally amazing video on youtube. Stop being a backseat surfer douche bag.
Electile Dysfunction:
The inability to become aroused over any of the choices for President put forth by either party during an election year.
choreplay:
When a woman is turned on by the sight of her husband/boyfriend/partner doing regular household chores, that she would normally be doing.
Example: “Last night, it was all about choreplay. I was all ‘OH YEAH, fold that laundry. Oh yes, just like that! In half and, then in half again. OHHH'”
“I wouldn’t kick her out of bed for eating crackers”:
A woman who meets an attractiveness threshold above which you would easily forgive minor transgressions such as eating crackers and leaving the inevitable crumbs in your bed.!
Example: Lindsay Lohan might have a little nose candy problem, but still, I wouldn’t kick her out of bed for eating crackers.
And lastly, my fave…we’ve already started using the phrase all day today.
Homing from Work:
Using work time and resources for personal tasks.
Example: “Did you download those episodes of Entourage I told you about?”
“I told you my home Internet connection sucks ass. I am going to download and burn them at the office while I am homing from work.
[via whatyourbfreallythinks]
