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May 2008



Urban Dictionary Phrases

Some new phrases I learned!

boyfriend bomb:
When a female you are interested in casually reveals that she has a boyfriend (intentionally or otherwise).
Example: I was about to ask her out but then she dropped the boyfriend bomb.

Text Support:
Advice, encouragement, etc. delivered via text… frequently related to dating and boss hating. Pronounced like tech support.
Example: Hey, thanks for all the text support last night! I have a coffee date with him today.

Textual Relations
To engage in dirty talk with ones partner via text message.
Example: My thumbs are killin me, I was engaged in some heavy duty textual relations!!!

A college-age girl who kisses other girls in bars and clubs, usually for attention and the approval of men.
Clarification: A BISEXUAL girl kisses girls at home when no ones looking. A BARSEXUAL girl only kisses them in places that charge a cover.

“client number nine”:
The moniker given to New York Governor Elliot Spitzer by the Emperor’s Club VIP. Now used to talk about anyone of high social standing when situtations dictate discretion.

“Write Shit Down”. A popular method of organization. Works equally well in one’s personal or professional life.
Example: Dude, you don’t need ritalin. Just use the WSD method – trust me, you won’t forget things anymore and you’ll actually get them done!

400 Calories:
Supposedly making out for 20 minutes burns 400 calories.
Example: Chad: “Hey Lisa want to burn 400 calories?”
Lisa: “Sure Chad, but I’m not taking off my pants…yet.”
{ 20 minutes later }
Chad: “Wanna burn 400 more.”
Lisa: “Let’s go for 2000. Take off your pants.”

backseat surfer:
Anyone who stands over your shoulder as you use the internet, directing your internet(s) navigation
Example: No, I don’t want to check out this totally amazing video on youtube. Stop being a backseat surfer douche bag.

Electile Dysfunction:
The inability to become aroused over any of the choices for President put forth by either party during an election year.

When a woman is turned on by the sight of her husband/boyfriend/partner doing regular household chores, that she would normally be doing.
Example: “Last night, it was all about choreplay. I was all ‘OH YEAH, fold that laundry. Oh yes, just like that! In half and, then in half again. OHHH'”

“I wouldn’t kick her out of bed for eating crackers”:
A woman who meets an attractiveness threshold above which you would easily forgive minor transgressions such as eating crackers and leaving the inevitable crumbs in your bed.!
Example: Lindsay Lohan might have a little nose candy problem, but still, I wouldn’t kick her out of bed for eating crackers.

And lastly, my fave…we’ve already started using the phrase all day today.
Homing from Work:
Using work time and resources for personal tasks.
Example: “Did you download those episodes of Entourage I told you about?”
“I told you my home Internet connection sucks ass. I am going to download and burn them at the office while I am homing from work.

[via whatyourbfreallythinks]


Comment from Hakushaku
Posted: May 14, 2008 at 1:36 pm

The only way anyone is burning 400 calories in 20 minutes by making out is if your partner is a fucking Praying Mantis and bites your goddamn head off.

(Just ask Andy!)

Boxing for AN HOUR burns about 400 calories!

I don’t know what the hell you and the male robot do in the bedroom Kim, but if you’re managing to burn that much energy playing tonsil hockey, then you must have tongue lacerations. Remind me to not sit in the between you two on the couch.

Comment from Andy
Posted: May 14, 2008 at 6:18 pm

I am Homing from Work right now as we speak!! Hardy Har Har!!!

Comment from Hakushaku
Posted: May 14, 2008 at 6:35 pm

Pff, you are homing from HOME, Andy! That doesn’t count!

Comment from Andy
Posted: May 14, 2008 at 8:52 pm

What? I think you are talking about a different Andy. I was definately wasting time in cubicle land when I left that comment, LOL!

Comment from girlrobot
Posted: May 14, 2008 at 9:27 pm

hhaa yeah. The crazy Andy doesn’t comment on my blog…this is a different Andy. :)

Comment from Hakushaku
Posted: May 15, 2008 at 9:21 am

I am going to require a reduction in the number of Andies if I am going to continue to post here. This is far too confusing.

In the alternative, can the above Andy refer to himself as Non-Crazy-Arab-Andy in all future posts. Thank you.

Comment from whatyourbfreallythinks
Posted: May 19, 2008 at 1:54 am

I knew you read my site, but I didn’t realize you were taking from it…hahaha…

My friend does all kinds of parties, from weddings to bar mitzvahs to bachelorette parties…If you go to his website and your party is in California, there’s a large possibility that you will meet me…

AIM me for more details…